I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
This toilet bowl is my home.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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