Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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