That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I can't turn off my feet"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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