hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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