Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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