Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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