And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I hate all girls vehemently.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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