It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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