we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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