I cockslap morals
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same