I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.