found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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