hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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