we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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