how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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