Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize