It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I love you. Go after that dick
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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