therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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