We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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