so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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