i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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