you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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