We should be called the Road Head Warriors
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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