absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
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imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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