Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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