You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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