i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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