at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Porn is love you can see.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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