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say what?
wanna hang out?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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