Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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