Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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