your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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