I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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