scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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