Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
