Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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