Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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