It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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