Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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