is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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