you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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