it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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