Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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