O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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