so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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