i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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