Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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