break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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