Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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