ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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