how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
