Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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