It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
