Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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