Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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