Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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