Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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