sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
